✦WANTED✦ 
Fake wedding date for family event.
Must enjoy: 
awkward small talk (unavoidable) 
polish wedding traditions (pierogi included) 
parallel existence (Google it) 
cat content (non-negotiable) 

Aster thinks this is the most AuDHD personal ad he's ever seen. He's not wrong. Saya thinks hiring a gorgeous gaming influencer as her plus-one is a totally normal, rational solution to her problem. She's definitely wrong. 
Between dance lessons neither of them wanted, a wedding that spirals beautifully out of control, and four cats who refuse to stay in the background, fake dating is getting complicated. 
Turns out, you can't spreadsheet your way out of real feelings. 
(But Saya's going to try anyway.) 
A neurodivergent romcom where chaos meets chemistry.

E-book available in PDF format.